tisdag, september 02, 2008

klantigast.se

Jag måste få ur mig lite självömkan idag. Händerna svider för jag har kämpat med trilskandes skruvmejslar halva arbetsdagen. Mina knän är bokstavligt talat helt lila av alla smällar de har fått ta emot. Sen har jag rivmärken på hela armarna så det ser ut som jag är psykiskt instabil eller nåt. (Det är jag nog ändå, men inte till den graden, duuh.) Det som är bra är nog i alla fall att jag lär ha fett med träningsvärk i hela kroppen imorgon, för jag har lyft en massa fullpackade kartonger in och ut ur en hiss i flera timmar. Hurra, mina biceps kanske vaknar till liv nu! :P

En sak som helt klart lyste upp min dag var att jag fick en jättefin present av min älskling när han kom hem från jobbet ^^

Tänkte avsluta med lite roliga citat från ett Family Guy-avsnitt. Älskar den serien :P

[Stewie and Brian are renovating a broken-down house]
Stewie: All right, Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie; I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay. [Stewie leaves with the wire and a walkie-talkie]
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you're finished talking. Over.
Brian: [sighs] What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: No...what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, if you haven't started feeding it, why'd you ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: [pause] Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said, why'd you ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it? Over.
Stewie: Oh, that's better, I can hear you now. Over. You see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You gotta finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it. My sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is - Wait a minute, I have to say "over" even if the sentence ends with the word "over"?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over. [the wire finally comes down from the wall]
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what, Brian? Over.
Brian: [grabs the wire and pulls hard] OVER! [Stewie comes crashing down]

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